WCBias All-Stær(oid) Team

Not sure why the major media outlets are calling this story a new “tough stance on steriods” because there’s no HGH testing, those named in the Mitchell Report won’t be disciplined, and the Jose Guillen and Jay Gibbons suspensions were somehow rescinded because of the deal.
But if you believe the reports, MLB players have approved the “toughened” drug agreement.
In honor of this “strict” new drug agreement, roid-ragin' WCBias presents to you its All-Stær(oid) Team, consisting of the who’s who of players linked to performance-enhancing drugs, according to a rash of media reports, admissions and the good ol’ Mitchell Report.

Outfield
Barry Bonds, LF
Lenny Dykstra, CF
Sammy Sosa, RF

Infield
Rafael Palmeiro, 1B
Brian Roberts, 2B
Miguel Tejada, SS
Matt Williams, 3B
Ivan Rodriguez, C
Mark McGwire, DH

Pitchers
Roger Clemens, SP
Eric Gagne, RP

Reserves:
(all but Canseco named in Mitchell Report)
Gary Sheffield, Jose Canseco, David Justice, Gary Matthews Jr. OF
Benito Santiago, Paul Lo Duca, C
Wally Joyner, Chuck Knoblauch, Troy Glaus, IF
Mo Vaughn, DH
Andy Pettitte, Kevin Brown, P