Blogging at work is more fun than blogging at home

I have two pictures tapes to my computer monitor in my office/extra bedroom. One is of Morrissey because anyone who can come up with a song like, “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get” deserves all the props in the world, the second is a postcard imagine of Vin Scully. You can imagine the hate and disgust that was passed around my daily hourly email Dodger/USC/UCLA email chain. Well, today Jeff Kent says he’s sorry. Kinda, sorta.

During last night’s telecast I wondered if Vinny would stay quiet about Kent’s numbers during the Manny Era but right in the first inning Vinny noted that Kent is batting .4whatever over the last 21 games, just seconds before Kent drilled another ball into the left field alley, scoring Matt Kemp. Not many bright spots for the Dodgers last night, who rebounded after Kuroda’s shaky start only to have the bullpen hand the game to the Rockies later on. Arizona (or B. Lyon, more specifically) also tried to hand their game to San Diego before hanging on in the 9th for a 7-6 victory, moving them one game up on LA.

And in an abbreviated overseas version of “NAME THAT CRIMINAL”…
Was once called a FAT TOAD by Big Stein
Has been suggested that he change his last name to “I-Rob-You”
Apparently that 20th mug of beer is the one that broke the Toad’s back

It's Time For...Naaaaame Those Criminals!!!

It's all the rage, it's sweeping the nation, blah blah blah.

Tonight's clues:
* Used to be called Leatherheads, now called cellmates
* Combine agility and skill with weak alibis
* Used to be the inspiration for Any Given Sunday but now just watch the DVD in the Rec Room
* Probably wish they had this guy as their lawyer

For the answers click here (start on page 2). If you were able to name every single one please contact B Slim for you $1,000,000,000,000 prize.

It's time to play NAME THAT CRIMINAL

Today's clues:
* Was once knocked out by Little Mac
* Would probably enjoy eating your children
* One of these days probably will fade into Bolivia

Answer:
Go here and enter TYSON and NEVADA into the search field. Priceless.

Time to Play "Name that Criminal"

The Clues:
* He was once a semi-respected sideline reporter
* He was once a semi-successful actor
* He was once semi-acquitted of a double murder
* He now owes the state of California just north of $1.5 million in back taxes