Posted in December 29, 2009 ¬ 12:32 amh.Pembertonian
Whoa — what happened? Last thing I remember, I was writing a post about Ron Artest. Or maybe it was that hot race car driving chick . Then all of the sudden I blacked out for a month or two.
Man, feel like that dude with the beard. Uh, what’s his name?
Rumplemintz?
You know who am talking about? I [...]
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Posted in September 28, 2009 ¬ 10:54 pmh.Pembertonian
I can’t remember the last time seven NFL teams started out 3-0.
Maybe never. I suppose I could check, but then why. My point is, it’s interesting. In fact, only one division — the NFC West — does not have an undefeated team at the top. And that’s just weird.
So there’s some disparity in the divisions [...]
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Posted in September 21, 2009 ¬ 11:31 pmh.Pembertonian
I’m gonna go out on a limb here.
No, actually — it’s not a limb. In fact – here, I’ll just say it: Peyton Manning is the best quarterback ever.
Period. ‘Nuf said.
Yeah, I know — it always seems like the current players are the best. And, yeah, let’s not forget the greats:. To name a few: Namath, [...]
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Posted in September 19, 2009 ¬ 9:50 pmh.BSlim
Injuries are killing me, literally.
Donavan McNabb, Matt Cassel, LaDainian Tomlinson, all sidelined this week on my fantasy football squad, which begs the question: why did I give in and play this season?
But all those injuries are just the tip of the neck-pain iceberg this week, considering I was rear ended at a stoplight on the [...]
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Posted in September 16, 2009 ¬ 11:46 pmh.Pembertonian
Some times I can be such a woman.
Like, remember that time I wrote about how unbent visors annoy me?
What the hell was that all about?
And then that time I wrote about stirrups?
I’m a PC kinda guy and all, but back when I was in school, any guy writing about socks would clearly be called g-a-y. [...]
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Posted in September 14, 2009 ¬ 11:15 pmh.Pembertonian
So I was watching the Bears-Packers game last night when Al and Chris started talking about how Brian Urlacher was finally completely healthy this year. And as soon as they said it, I was like: “He’s gonna get hurt.”
Not that I thought they put the hex on him or anything. I just figured a guy [...]
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Posted in September 13, 2009 ¬ 11:46 pmh.Pembertonian
Okay, this post is for football fans in St. Louis.
Of course, I say St. Louis, but it could also be for football fans in Baltimore. Or Cleveland. Or Houston.
Anyway, St. Louis fans — I have a question for you: When your team moved to Phoenix, did you continue to root for the Cardinals?
I mean, it [...]
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Posted in September 11, 2009 ¬ 12:00 amh.Pembertonian
So get this: The last time I played Fantasy Football? We didn’t even use computers.
Not because we were trying to be all retro or anything. No. Most of us just didn’t have computers. Or we didn’t have the Internet.
My first pick in the 1992 Fantasy draft was pretty bold. I went with University of Michigan [...]
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Posted in August 20, 2009 ¬ 11:41 pmh.BSlim
With a 2-year-old taking up most of my time on the weekends, and another one on the way, I’m seriously considering retiring from fantasy football this year.
Then again, I could just pull a Brett “Flip-Flop” Favre and find myself starring in one of the three fantasy drafts my friends are talking me into this weekend.
But, [...]
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Posted in February 25, 2009 ¬ 12:02 amh.Pembertonian
So I invited myself to join the WC Bias all-stars because I thought the guys needed a little different perspective. Because, you see, while I’ve lived in California for the past 10 years, I’m about as native as the eucalyptus tree. And as a result, I see things differently. (For instance, what’s up with all [...]
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