Category: Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw, The Arrival

Here’s what the boys at Baseball Tonight had to say about Sliced Bread’s debut last night. As you probably already know, this was an event that not only us Dodger fans but fantasy dorks worldwide were pretty excited about, and something that makes sports so fantastic. Let’s be honest with ourselves, the Dodgers are not [...]

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The story I’m about to tell you is factual and without embellishment. You should also know I’m not proud of it either. If you have ever read this blog even once, you know BG talks a lot about Clayton Kershaw (and rightfully so, because he looks like he is going to be dirty). Yes it’s [...]

The Future Has Arrived

Clayton Kershaw is going to pitch today. I really don’t think any more needs to be said on the subject, except perhaps that I set my alarm for 5:30 this morning to give myself the best possible chance of being able to add him in my fantasy league. Sadly, G SLIM had set his alarm [...]

Despite Dodgers’ Claims He’s Not Quite Ready, Clayton Kershaw Changes Name to "Sliced Bread"

All kinds of Sliced Bread updates today courtesy of both Rob Neyer (Insider only) and a fascinating glimpse from Hardball Times. The Dodgers have opted NOT to bring Kershaw up to start on the 17th as was suggested earlier this week and are instead going to give Chang-Who the nod instead. Neyer seems to think [...]

Kershaw to pitch? Internet expected to crash due to fantasy speculation

I’ve got to get a new keyboard. Ever since video of Clayton Kershaw’s absolutely disgusting deuce he dropped on a helpless Sean Casey (make sure to have your speakers on for some vintage Vin Scully) started making the rounds during Spring Training, I’ve been leaking drool out of the corner of my mouth and all [...]

Dodgers Win Again; Andruw Jones on Fire, has 2 Game Hit Streak

The Dodgers made it eight in a row, beating up on the Rockies (again) 12-7. Our boys jumped out to a quick 6-0 lead after two innings but The Worst Pitcher I Have Ever Seen Not Named Barry Zito (TWPIHESNNBZ), Esteban Loaiza quickly gave them all right back and failed to make it out of [...]