Who was the better collegiate player: Magic Johnson or Larry Bird?
Well. Big surprise in that championship game, eh? I mean, come on. When North Carolina and Michigan State meet up, knowing that UNC previously walloped State by 35, odds are there’s not going to be too drastic a turnaround. Needless to say, these weren’t the 1979 Spartans. Of course, there’s been a lot of talk [...]
Why are today’s baseball uniforms so lame?
Back in the 70s, baseball teams had courage. Now they’re uniforms are boring.
How can I throw a 100 mph fastball like that San Diego State guy?
Remember that crappy carnival game where you had to guess how fast you could throw a baseball? I remember getting all excited about it. Not because I wanted to win a plastic helmet. But, rather, because I was thinking, you know — I’m going to really impress people with my cannon arm. Even [...]
The Giants Should Have Never Dropped Barry Bonds
Whatever, man. You know what? I’m a little tired of the whole steroids in baseball thing. First of all, it was absurd that the U.S. Congress got involved. I mean, what are there, like 500 Major League Baseball players in the entire world? And here Congress was making a big deal about them taking steroids [...]
Why was I such a coward with my NCAA brackets? Why did I even bother?
Just don’t talk to me, all right? Nothing personal. It’s just that I’m really upset with myself. Frustrated. When it came time to fill out my NCAA brackets, I turned out to be a total chicken shit. And now I’m at the bottom 30 percentile — just like I was with the L-SAT, which, by [...]
Top Ten Voices of Baseball
Here are my top ten favorite baseball announcers.
Forget Snubs — Let’s Look at the Crappy Teams That Made the NCAA Tournament
There’s actually a team named Stephen F. Austin in the NCAA tournament.
Is Joe Torre Overrated?
Joe Torre is associated with winning. But is he as good as his Yankee record?
Disaster Averted: Remember How Kobe Almost Became a Bull?
Laker fans are loving Kobe now, but a year ago, the boo birds almost sent him to Chicago.
Should Crappy, Undeserving, (Did I Mention Hopeless?) Teams Be Allowed in the NCAA Tournament?
While I was thinking about how our country is spiraling toward a deep and dark depression*, a profound thought came to me: What’s the deal with March Madness? Now before I start with my criticism o the NCAA tournament, let me first say that I’m a Big Fan of the Big Dance. (Note the caps.) [...]
