Keep the Bud Select 55 on Ice

Ryantific celebrates the Lakers' Game 7 victory over the Boston Celtics with a sushi boat the size of Slim's aluminum Klamath drift boat.

I recently made good on my fishy NBA Finals bet and treated Lakers homer Ryantific to a sushi boat in celebration of Los Angeles’ Game 7 victory over the Boston Celtics. (If he had lost, RK woulda been forced to drink a case of Bud Select: while watching the World Cup!).

Here’s a look at RK in action, flashin’ a dub behind that boat – which I split just days after battling food poisoning thanks to our fine friends at A-town Deli. Gamer I tell you. Gamer. And you thought Bynum was gritty in the postseason?

Unfortunately, our local sushi house didn’t have Budweiser Select 55 (2.4% alcohol, seriously, I researched it, which amounts to the Lakers and Celtics combined shooting percentage in Game 7) on tap, so we had to settle for real beer.

Congrats to Ryantific on the back-to-back titles, and congrats to Ron-Ron for making a hip-hop career out of it. A moment of silence for the Champions.

Still doesn’t beat To Live and Die in L.A., but as an L.A. native, I appreciate the shout out to the City of Angels and its fair-weather-but-always-down-to-party fan base. Only in L.A. could Ron-Ron get away with all of these drunken stunts he’s pulling. David Stern must be rolling over in his grave right now.

Time for Budweiser to come out with the Budweiser Select 33 (0.333% alcohol) in honor of the Lakers’ next goal – the Three-Peat. Time for Ron-Ron to drop his next single. Champions is already getting played out, and it hasn’t even been officially released. Time for the Three-Peat track, with Ron-Ron (MCRazy), Kobe (Sir Miss-a-lot) and Gasol (DJ Neck Beard) on the mic, that’s what I’m talking about. Better yet, give the Bias a call, BSlim hasn’t hopped on the mic in a bit.

Gimme a beat BSlim. And gimme a beat L.A.: beat L.A.: beat L.A.