Could Vlad Guerrero help the Dodgers?

Guerrero -- the key to the Dodger's comeback?

Well, it’s looking pretty grim in Dodgerwood. Just when it looked like ther Men in Blue were going to tie up the series, a little rally spoiled their hopes, and now they’re seriously on the ropes.

With that in mind, I’ve thought of a few things the Dodgers can do to beat the Phillies. So, without any further adieu, here are the Top Ten Things The Dodegrs Can Do To Beat Philly:

* Convince the Phillies that the next game is Thursday and hope they don’t show up for Wednesday’s game.

* Share players, like Vlad Guerrero, from the Angels. (Hey, it’s still L.A., right?)

* Call for retro uniform night in hopes that Philly will wear blue and get confused.

* Cork bats!!!

* Secretly pour pepper in the jocks of all the Philly players and steal bases like crazy as they scratch their nads.

* Tell Broxton to get off his ass and start throwing 110-mph fastballs.

* Have Don Zimmer tackle Pedro Martinez.

* Make new rule where all Philly hitters have to bat left-handed.

* Sign Michael Vick as a free agent.

* Free Dodger Dogs to any Philly who strikes out.