The QB Popularity Contest: Favre or Vick?

So I’m wondering: Which quarterback will opposing fans jeer more — Brett Favre or Michael Vick?

Ok, so maybe it’s not that much of a mystery. As wishy-washy as Favre is — he makes Charlie Brown seem decisive — he doesn’t sit around thinking of innovative ways to snuff out dogs.  In fact, Favre seems like the kind of guy who’d take a dog with him on a fishing trip. (Go ahead — picture it.)

I’m just disappointed that Vick’s Eagles don’t play the Cleveland Browns. Because you can imagine the fun the Dawg Pound would have with V-Dog. Of course, this all has me wondering: Why did the Eagles sign Vick? I mean, seriously — don’t they already have a good QB?

Of course, in Philly, even the greatest players get booed (I remember them booing Mike Schmidt during a mini-slump!) so maybe it was a good place for Vick to make his disgraced return.  So it’s the away games that will be most harsh — as they should.

My suggestion: Fans should bring dog biscuits to the game and hurl them on the field when Vick steps on the field. Then, of course, everyone should bark as they blast “Who Let the Dogs out” over the sound system. Maybe that jackass Mitt Romney can lead the charge.