How Do You Have a Job Doris Burke?
Latest breaking news from ESPN's Doris Burke: Shaq won't be playing in the Finals! Great work Doris.
Updating Saturday’s post, it appears Kobe Bryant “was as tired as he’s ever been” after Saturday’s game and needed an IV, reports ESPN sideline “reporter” Doris Burke … on MONDAY!
Thanks for the report Doris, 48 hours later. Whatever you do, don’t ask the dude when he’s doubled over, getting ready to puke in your lap during the postgame interview.
Nice work. What’s next? You going to tell us that the Lakers won Game 3 too?
I don’t know who’s more brutal, you or Mark Jackson. Problem being, these clowns are probably doing the Finals, too.
Say it with me people: How do you have a job Doris Burke?
Speaking of the Finals, I’m ready to puke in Burke’s lap now. Not exactly feeling so hot about that LeBron-Kobe matchup after tonight’s Laker loss … And I’m sure Vitamin Water has the same feelings.
Ugh. What if it was Orlando vs. Denver, covered by Jackson and Burke. Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuutal.
Pissed that you don’t have a good job and want to bag on sports stars who do, check out the archives of WCBias.com’s “How do you have a job?” blogs. Bastards.
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Seriously, if it’s Magic and Nuggets I won’t care about watching them in Vegas.
Doris Burke is kinda shaky as an announcer/reporter – whatever.
But … I can handle her and hoops much better than the gal who does color for ESPN/ESPN2 on football games.
Her name escapes me now but her and talking about football is a bad mix, in my opinion.
Good website. Take care. KH.
She’s fine.
Doris Burke is a nightmare! I live in the midwest and for some reason ESPN has anchored her to calling Big 10 football games. Women have no business calling football games period. Men use football as an outlet to get away from their wives, girlfriends and the such. So now in the good ole liberal USA football fans first had to indure the stupidity of female sideline reporters. Now we have to put up with two hours of some dumb woman calling our football games. Well I am not having it any longer. When ever a women is calling mens sports I dont care how much I want to watch it is getting turned off. Let Doris Burke call lady’s sports.
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espn is a communist organization. doris burke and all the other hacks that do games for espn are laughable. i wish i could laugh it off they make my flesh crawl and the channel gets changed! go to hell espn you hacks.
I cannot stand the monotone voice from Doris Burke when she attempts to announce a game……any game. SHE IS HORRIBLE!!!!!! I have to agree that when it comes time to watch an NBA game or a football game, that is the last thing I want to hear is her voice. Automatic switch to something else…………BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIING !