Bias Cracks the Top Million, Jazz Suck, Sager’s Suits Suck

Good news y’all, thanks to all the hard work by the crew at WCBias.com (mainly the offseason acquisition of Senior Blogger Pembertonian and the lack of updates from myself), The Bias has cracked the top million Web sites in the world.

Craig Sager wears suits that make Vanilla Ice look cool … as ice.

That’s right, after years of settling for the plus-million category, we’re up to No. 977,478, according to the latest rankings by Alexa. (Meanwhile, the official site of Major League Wiffle Ball gets twice our traffic … yeah there really is a pro Wiff league … and yeah, we’re that bad).

Maybe the switch to WordPress paid off  you bloggah bums. … So what if there are 977,477 sites ahead of us. Watch out Google, we’re coming. Shouldn’t have bought up blogger. WordPress is where it’s at yo.

Speaking of squads that never amount to anything… watching TNT’s broadcast Monday night of the mail-it-in game between the Utah Jazz and Los Angeles Lakers, got me thinking … and that’s always scary.

When I put together that list of the top baller-hip-hop comparisons/look-alikes in The League, I forgot this one … The Craig Sager-Vanilla Ice comparison.

Yeah, I know, like John Legend isn’t Hip Hop, Craig Sager ain’t a baller … in fact, Vanilla Ice ain’t hip-hop, but still … lemme speak.

Vanilla Ice or Craig Sager?

Sager’s suits are freaking B-R-U-T-A-L. In fact, before coming up with WCBias.com, this site was almost called “Craig-Sagers-Suit-Sucks.com.”

And if you’ve seen that purple suit Sager wears, you know what I’m talking about. That thing is straight out of a Vanilla Ice video. Unfortunately nobody is lame enough to have posted both those suits on the Web, so you’re stuck with these lame photos. And now that I’ve brought it up, whoever takes the above domain name, owes me $. They don’t call me B$L!M for nothing.

Speaking of money, tonight’s game also got me thinking of dough … and how much of a ransom was being asked for the Bruiser Boozer and What’s His Name Williams.

Where were Carlos and Deron anyway? Seems like a pretty expensive pair of cheerleaders – in fact, they made … hmmmm … 16 million this year … and went a combined 7 of 20 from the floor in their last game of the year … nice work. Technically, Williams only cost 5 mill. Can you believe Boozer is worth 11.5 mill? Yeah, he’s not.

And don’t even get me started on the Hornets. Losing by 58!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the hell happened to this team?

Congratulations to the Los Angeles Lakers, and Craig Sager for having the most hideous suits of all time, your Western Conference Champions – ’cause it’s obvious the Hornets and Spurs aren’t the teams they once were. Unless Denver does something, I just don’t see anyone touching the Lakes out West. Sure, L.A. hasn’t won in Portland in forever, and the Rockets are somehow good without T-Mac, but saying either of those two teams has a chance in LA-LA land is like saying Sager’s suits are sick … and Twitter’s cool … I hate Twitter. With a Passion. Did I mention WCBias is on Twitter. You confused yet? Good. That’s what you get in the top mill, baby. Wait ’til we start getting Carlos Booooozer money.