Getting My Life Back in Order

Windows Live Photo Gallery is like Photoshop for dummies

Yeah so if those little small girls in those Windows commercials can make a panorama photo of their forts or whatever then I can make one of some spring training stadiums by God.  Here’s a few more for your viewing pleasure because I am a PC and I am 30 years old.

You know who is gordo?  People from Wisconsin.  Do you know why?  Because they let their children eat fried turkey legs like they are french fries, that’s why.  And yes, I was a little small bit jealous when I saw those turkey sticks of goodness–my generic old hot dog just didn’t have the same cache.

Mmmm...delicious turkey leg. Nom nom nom nom nom...

This girl literally CRIED when her dad walked back from the turkey store without a leg of her very own.

I read this story the other day and it made me sad and I don’t even have kids or anything.  If I had kids I would be flipping the F out right now.  Forget about the animals for just one second and ask yourself what kind of world are we leaving our kids?  Go humans!

Finally, and most imp0rtantly, I felt like my fantasy draft went ok.  I had the 11th pick (of 11 managers) so that was rough.  Our league is a 6×6 mixed (H, R, RBI, HR, STL OBP and W, K WHIP, ERA, QS, SVS) and I ended up with two Dodgers–Matt Kemp (4th round after taking Carlos Quentin, which I was happy about) and James Loney (17th round).  Loney figures to play in my INF slot until someone else emerges or until I get sick of him.  He was spraying line drives around the greater Phoenix area which was nice.  What’s Loney’s upside anyway?  Is he destined to become another Will Clark?  A nice fielding first baseman who will flirt with a .300 BA and maybe knock 20 out of the yard?  Geez, actually after looking at The Thrill’s career what happened there?  He was like the anti-steroid guy…drops 35 bombs in his second year in the league and then reverts into a sub-20 HR first baseman who takes lots of walks.  Weird.  I used to have like 3 autographed Will Clark baseball cards when I was little.  Hated the Giants but loved The Thrill.  Anyway friends, it’s almost time for Friday Night Lights and after the fireworks from last week’s episode you know I’m not going to miss out on this action.