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We at West Coast Bias are proud to introduce the Worst Job in the World:

INSIDE SALES REPRESENTATIVE
(Part-time)

JOB SUMMARY
Position is responsible for presenting and selling ticket plans, group packages and special programs. Responsibilities also include providing customer support and developing excellent relations with the existing fan base.

RESPONSIBILITIES
• Conduct telephone campaigns to acquire new business, retain current customers and generate incremental revenue.
• Maintain accurate documentation of all correspondence, prospects and feedback
• Assist customers in securing the preferred programs, seats and events that best fit their needs
• Provide superior service to all customers
• Represent the Club in a positive and professional manner during home games and select events
• Other related duties as required
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No, no wait…we here at West Coast Bias are proud to introduce the real Worst Job in the World:

JOB SUMMARY:
This position will renew current season ticket accounts and will focus on prospecting and selling new season ticket plans. This individual will continue to maintain the overall season ticket base and grow relationships with the season ticket holders.

PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITIES:
• Renew existing season ticket accounts.
• Sell season ticket packages to new prospects.
• Schedule meetings and conduct presentations with prospective clients.
• Attend and host various Pirates prospecting and season ticket holder events.
• Work with customer service department to fulfill season ticket holder benefits, ticket needs and answer questions.
• Educate season ticket holders on ways to utilize and distribute tickets to clients and employees.
• Attain yearly season ticket and revenue sales goals.
• Visit season ticket holders on game days to maintain relationships.
• Any other duties as assigned by Director, Season Sales & Fan Experience.
• Offsite meetings and events.

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There you have it, folks. The two worst jobs in America. Besides this one, of course: