According to mega-agent and soulless vampire Scott Boras, the Dodgers’ offer to Manny Ramirez is nothing short of a gross travesty. With that in mind WCBias has compiled a (not all inclusive list) of other things Scotty B is appalled by:
· Four and a half star hotels
· The dancing scene at the end of “Little Miss Sunshine“
· Pictures of babies playing with puppies
· Sunlight
· The firefighters who ran into the World Trade Center to save people while it was collapsing
· Cal Ripken, Jr.
· Your mom
· Business class
· Ipod Nanos
· Baseball in general
Look, if the Dodgers want to pony up for 2 years of Manny for $45 million and they get a happy and productive left-fielder whose production will probably slightly tail off from what it had been that’s great. If they want to throw in an option for a 3rd year that’s fine too. Anything more is just asking for trouble. You know it, I know it, Scotty B and Manny know it too. Ned Colletti (probably) knows it.
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