Sunday, August 10, 2008

Order Your Incredible Exploding Bullpen Today, Only $19.99 If You Act Now!!

Tired of winning all those games against inferior teams? Sick of cheering while your closer slaps hands with the catcher after another Save? Can't stand wrapping up an easy victory? Well, the Los Angeles Dodgers have got just the present for you. Shipped directly from our warehouse in San Francisco, the Incredible Exploding Bullpen is sure to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory time and time again. To use, simply insert in what would normally be a Win and watch the whole thing burn.

Order today and we'll throw in a "WTF Was That Fielding Play" at no charge. Hurry, operators are standing by!

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