Pop goes the ESPY Awards

Teenie Boppers rejoice! Boy Band Badass (if that’s not an oxymoron, I don’t know what is) Justin Timberlake is hosting the ESPYs on Sunday!
OMG! JT ON ESPN!
I guess ESPN has given up on its current demographic, young, affluent, male sports nuts between the ages of 18 and 34, and is trying to boost its ratings in the 8- to 12-year-old Barbie Doll demographic.
MUST B F8!
Not that dudes aren’t going to want to watch Alpha Dog Does Sports.
JT A QT!
Nobody’s name resonates with sports fans like Justin Timberlake.
IDUNNO?
Where are the Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu when you need ’em? Maybe they’ll be in Timberlake’s red carpet posse.
RUOK WCB?
Why not go with someone (I’d say actor, but have you seen Alpha Dog?) who’s actually been in a sports flick? A Jamie Foxx, Billy Crystal, Will Ferrell, heck even Whoopi Goldberg has been in a sports movie.
Not that Shrek 3 wasn’t a hoot.
ZZZZZ
But when Mr. N*Stynk starts making wisecracks about T.O. or Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, is anyone really going to laugh or take Britney’s old Boy Toy serious? Or will Pacman Jones just bust a cap on Alpha Doggy Dog and leave him crying again like he’s on an episode of Punk’d.
LOL :-)
Having Timberlake do the ESPYs is what the kids these days call WOMBAT -- a waste of money, brains and time.
Plus everyone who won has already been announced. The ESPYs actually took place on Wednesday and are being tape delayed until this weekend. Thanks for saving me the trouble of watching ESPN*Sync.
2GD2BTRU!