Top 10 reasons why Lakers win Game 3

Top 10 reasons the Los Angeles Lakers will win tonight’s Game 3 of the NBA Finals against the Boston Celtics, who lead the series 2-0:
10. It’s in L.A., and in the words of the late great Tupac Shakur … “The Westside is the best side.” Maybe Makaveli’s the reason the Lakers are unbeaten at home in the playoffs.
9. Kobe can’t have three bad nights in a row, especially when he’s playing in front of the Laker Girls.
8. Jack Nicholson is the real Sixth Man of the Year.
7. Lamar Odom’s Hide and Seek games work much better in the dark. Luckily for Lakers fans, Staples Center cuts the crowd lights during games.
6. Beers cost $10 bucks a pop at Staples. They’ve gotta have enough funds to buy a couple calls at home tonight.
5. They have to win. As a new father, it just wouldn’t be right if there wasn’t a Game 5 on Sunday, and I was forced to watch Major League Soccer instead.
4. The Spirit of Chick Hearn is strong as the spirit of Red Auerbach.
3. Paul Pierce’s gang signs will surely offend one of the 46 gangs in his hometown of Inglewood.
2. Hollywood’s next bad sports flick. Celtic Pride II “Showtime,” where Flea and Diane Keaton kidnap Ray Allen.
1. If Gasol can’t stop him, Snoop Dog will put a cap in KG’s @$$.