White guys love the assist

Yes it's true, white guys really do love the assist. For other things white guys love, go here, it's an absolute must but definitely check out #4. Dropping a dime is something we can do, it is something we can understand. You see, I can't relate to what LeBron did to KG last night unless you count the times I lowered the rim in my backyard to 8 1/2 feet and set my dad underneath the hoop and told him not to move and then just posterized the sh!t out of him. Yes, I did that many times, even to my mom. You have to understand my parents are the kind of people that just wanted to see their kids succeed even if was just in the backyard. Good people really. Any who, outside of Japanese women, there is nothing more exciting and easy to love for a white man then some pro dropping a dime. It's like, "hey wait, I might be able to do that." It's a great feeling to know that what Steve Nash is doing out there I might be able to recreate in my intramural league down at Cal Poly. Steve Nash has been my favorite player for some time now, really my favorite athlete of all time. We both share a lot of the same attributes: white, 6-foot something, slow, can't jump, but just find a way to get it done. The thing about Steve is he finds a way to get it done on the biggest stage to the tune of 2 MVPs and a truck load of All-Star Games. This is what is truly amazing about Nash, he takes my skill set and turns it into 2 MVPs. He really has no business dominating the way in which he does but he DOES. This is why I and all people alike should love this guy. He is us but just way better.

PS: I hope you went to the site about things white people like because it is good but I have one problem with it: Asian women came in at #11 and that is just flat out wrong. I know the site says "Things White People like" and not "Things White MEN like" but trust me, the attraction white men have for Asian ladies trumps all the other things that came in the top 10 of that list. Deep down inside every white man loves an Asian lady. You might not know it yet, but it's there, just look for it. Coming from a guy that lived in Japan, trust me when I tell you, once you go Japanese, you can never go back. That's me over there in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!