Godspeed Andruw Jones, Godspeed

Early word out of LA is that AJ's surgery was a smashing success. WCBias caught up with the doctor who performed the operation (pictured at right) and asked him a few questions.

WCBias: Dr. Nick, thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to meet with us. AJ sure is in good hands.

Dr. Nick: Thank you very much but I'm not actually a real doctor. I made my diploma with Photoshop and I had my first name legally changed to Doctor, so I've got my bases pretty much covered.

WCBias: Well, the LA Times is reporting that everything went well during the surgery, is that your understanding as well?

Dr. Nick: Yes, correct. Other than the fact that the patient was actually dead when he was brought in there was nothing out of the ordinary.

WCBias: Prior to the surgery AJ was batting .167 with 2 home runs and 7 RBI. Let's say the surgery is a total disaster and AJ comes back a shell of his former self. How would we even know?

Dr. Nick: I can't speculate on that at this time but you raise a good point, there's no way to know.

WCBias: Were you or any of your staff at all tempted to try grafting other body parts onto AJ? Any old lady cadavers laying around you might be able to borrow from?

Dr. Nick: Like I told Joe Torre earlier today, anything like that would be highly unethical and also not covered by the Dodgers' HMO.

WCBias: Thanks for your time, Doctor. Sounds like he's in great hands.